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“Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.”
by George Carlin
Essays Archive
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Scary Hairy Day
(Old story from 2005 – I had really long hair back then.) Anyone with long hair will recognize this. Loose hair gets stuck everywhere. Shower drain, carpet, ass crack, anywhere.... -
Påske og sommertid
Endelig er påskeferien her. Påsken, er som de fleste vet, den uken i året hvor vi feirer Jesus korsfestelse, død og oppstandelse ved å spise Kvikklunsj og appelsin og godteri... -
Mitt liv i Amerika: del 2 – 11. September 2001
I think it would be very foolish not to take the irrational seriously. ~ Jeanette Winterson 11. september 2001 var en dag de fleste av oss husker. Jeg var på... -
Mitt liv i Amerika: del 1 – A small step for a man…
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. ~ Lao Tzu Jeg møtte veggen i 2002. Stedet var Englewood, Colorado. Jeg hadde flyttet til USA som nygift...




